Yes or No **Now updated!**

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No.

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks. --and believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming nothing is exactly as it seems.

3. Tag some friends.


Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? Yes

Been arrested? No

Kissed someone you didn't like? Yes

Slept in until 5 PM? Yes

Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes

Held a snake? Yes

Ran a red light? Yes

Been suspended from school? No

Experienced love at first sight? No

Totaled your car in an accident? No

Been fired from a job? No

Fired somebody? No

Sang karaoke? No

Pointed a gun at someone? No

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes

Kissed in the rain? Yes

Had a close brush with death (your own)? Yes

Seen someone die? YES

Played spin-the-bottle? No

Sang in the shower? Yes

Smoked a cigar? No

Sat on a rooftop? Yes

Smuggled something into another country? No

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? No

Broken a bone? Yes

Skipped school? Yes

Eaten a bug? No

Sleepwalked? No

Walked a moonlit beach? Yes

Rode a motorcycle? Yes

Dumped someone? Yes

Forgotten your anniversary? No

Lied to avoid a ticket? No

Ridden on a helicopter? No

Shaved your head? No

Played a prank on someone? Yes

Hit a home run? No

Felt like killing someone? Yes

Cross-dressed? No

Been falling-down drunk? No

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? No (Though please correct me if I'm wrong....)

Eaten snake? No

Marched/Protested? No

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No

Puked on amusement ride? No

Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? No

Been in a band? No

Knitted? No

Been on TV? Yes

Shot a gun? Yes

Skinny-dipped? No

Caused someone to have stitches? No

Eaten a whole habenero pepper? No

Ridden a surfboard? No

Had surgery? Yes

Streaked? No

Taken by ambulance to hospital? Yes

Passed out when not drinking? No

Peed on a bush? No

Donated Blood? No

Grabbed electric fence? No

Eaten alligator meat? No

Eaten cheesecake? No

Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? No

Killed an animal when not hunting? No

Peed your pants in public? No

Snuck into a movie without paying? No

Written graffiti? No

Still love someone you shouldn't? Yes

Think about the future? Yes

Been in handcuffs? Yes

Believe in love? Yes

Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes



By the way-thank you to the 8 of you who read my blog. It means a lot.

Anyone?

Is anyone out there?!?! Does anyone care I haven't posted in over a month?? This was originally intended as a way for family to see pics of the kid and us, but I'm pretty sure the only family member who checks this thing is one who I see fairly often and only lives two hours away! (Thanks mom!) So, in order not to feel guilty, I'm thinkin' I may close up shop....

Just for some clarification

So, there seems to be this growing trend at work that my "mentor" (and good friend!) Nicole and I look like sisters. Well, I was lucky enough to be able to spend last weekend with my sister and brother-in-law when they flew in for a quick trip to organize getting some of my brother-in-law's things out to Utah. And so, for clarification purposes, here's a picture of my beautiful sister and myself. (One of these days I'll probably have to post a picture of Nicole and I for comparison's sake...)
I had a blast with them, and I always deeply cherish the laughs that come so easily when my family is all together.

Movie!

And a picture. So, I think that most of you don't really care to hear my opinions. Most of you never comment on those blogs that don't involve a picture of my daughter, so I suppose I get the hint. I'm not Lindsey Patten-people don't care what I say. So, here's a picture of the kid, and a short clip of her saying some of her new words. Hope you enjoy!

I just love dressing my daughter for the summer! It was 75 degrees out last weekend! Just 4 short days after a foot of snow fell! Yeah for the warm, perfect, dry, pollen free days that come as a surprise at the beginning of March!



My favorite is her saying "'llo?"

Adorable Photo Ops

Props to Jer who shot these on a whim. (He even did her hair himself!!!)

This is such a classic almost 2 year old picture to me. She's just so happy with whatever!


Too adorable....my child is just too adorable.

I think my kid looks hilarious in timeout. I'm probably a bad mother for thinking this....

As Always...

...Things have been busy. Not that many of you have cared because I don't think this thing gets checked out as often as I wished it did. But, here's a few fun photos of the kid nonetheless.

"Oh, I'm so cute!"


"I am totally unhappy to be up at this hour just to go to the sitter's. You people suck."


"Wud up, Yo?!"

Enjoy-hope everyone is well.

A Little Inspiration

So, I just finished watching the Alumni celebration broadcast from last week that I recorded. Bronco Mendenhall (whose, for those of you I'm sure TRULY care, mentioned cousin, Buck, I worked for in the physical therapy clinic for the year before we moved back out here to the east coast). As most of you know-I'm a HUGE Cougar fan. True blue through and through, no matter where I may have graduated from. (The important point being that at least it WASN'T the U.;))
I've never been a fan of watching the NFL, but if my Cougars are on the field, (and I have the available network broadcasting it) you can bet I'm watching, or at least keeping score. I have been known to go hoarse from the yelling I do during a Cougar game. Now, unlike other students, I remained faithful despite Crowton's losing seasons. His first was a winning one, thanks to the fact he had some left overs of Edward's. But I backed him, and we have since moved on to Bronco. There are several reasons why my opinion of him is very high, and I thought I'd outline a few here today.

One of the things I know many people despise (okay, maybe just I do...) about NFL players is the fact they get paid a ridiculous sum of money to PLAY A GAME. And then they have the audacity to go off and live the way they do, despite being so many kids' heroes. My last couple of years I spent at the Y, I strongly disliked the fact that so many of the players were looked up to for their skills on the field, but were notorious for not living the standards and the honor code they signed. Kinda like a the-rules-aren't-that-strict-if-you-can-play-football attitude. Almost like you're allowed some pass just because you can play. Bronco has taken the players under him and almost gone old-school (like he did with the uniforms). Remember when football players were looked up to because not only could they play, but they were good students and courteous citizens as well?! Well, he's made the players be that again. At BYU, you can once again respect the players! I find it wonderful that he has embraced the ideals held by the school and made the gospel the most important aspect of the players lives, not just the game. Life isn't all about football-and he helped me remember the feeling that there really is something bigger out there.

My life is something I've complained a lot about lately. Mostly that I didn't know where it was going and I'm frustrated that I'm stuck in the spot that I am. I've viewed my job, wifery (yeah yeah, it's probably not a word that should be associated to humans, but I like the job description), motherhood, and household chores as duties. I should be viewing them as the chance to serve. I've been doing all I have because it's my duty-no wonder I don't find it very fulfilling! So today, thanks to an inspirational time with Bronco, I've matured a little. I have learned that I will find great satisfaction in the things I do if I begin doing them because I love the people I work with/for and I want to serve them and make their lives better.

So thanks Bronco, for making faith and the game work. Thanks for turning our boys back into heroes. Show some respect, people. RISE AND SHOUT THE COUGARS ARE OUT!!!!

I found this on my friend Elan's blog and thought I'd post a little more info about us in celebration of our anniversary.

What is your husband's name? Jerry
How long have you guys been married? 5 YEARS! It's a miracle!
How long did you date? We dated 2 months, then were engaged for 2 months (approximately)
How old is he? 28
Who is taller? Jer
Who can sing the best? Me-but he's not half bad with the radio.;)
Who is smarter? I'd say it's an even playing field-I just have more education.
Who pays the bills? Me
Who does the laundry? Me-though, he does his "work" laundry by himself.
Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? Jerry, but when we stay in hotels, I often do-I have no idea why. And I did for the first year and a half of our marriage-switched to the left when we moved here to the east coast.
Who mows the lawn? Jerry-but I have been known to do it myself before.
Who cooks dinner? We both do-it depends who wasn't at work that day....or who got home earlier.
Who is the first to admit when they're wrong? Me-mostly because I'm wrong a lot more than he is.
Who kissed who first? I did. He was taking too long.
Who wears the pants? We each wear a leg.

I didn't get officially tagged-so I won't tag anyone else either. But have fun if you want to.

Proof

So, some people have been skeptical (mostly my co-workers) that just three short years ago my hair was only an inch long in the back. So I'm posting a picture as proof. I'll grant you that it's not from the back, but nonetheless, you can tell it's super short.

Back then, Jerry also had hair, and I had hardly any eyebrows. I'm trying to not ever let them get that small again...

Vacation Sum Up.

So, as some of you may have read, Jerry and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary on January 6th in the Bahamas! We stayed at Sandals which is along Cable Beach in Nassau. It was a fun, WARM, fantastic trip (minus the sickness), and I thought I'd wrap up the highlights for you here.

We left Monday the 5th, and flew to Nassau via Miami. Here we are looking uber-pale on our first day while we were waiting for our luggage to be taken to our room so we could suit up and hit the beach.

Wow-we're white.



The two dark windows on the right just above where you see the dark striped awning (I know, this picture is REALLY dark) is our room (it looks kinda like two white slits on the side of the building). Not the best view, but hey, who cares? We were in the Bahamas!

This is where we ate breakfast everyday-it's actually called Spices, and they had a buffet every morning-but Sandals likes to put their name on EVERYTHING at the resort....

Down by the beach they had these awesome gas fire pits that they lit up every night. Spots around them were coveted, and we only got to lounge in front of one on our first night. They were nice though-if I ever lived on a beach, I'd have a pit with a big ol' lounge chair in front of it. It's the best combination-listening to the waves and watching the flames.

Our second day there we went snorkeling. It was gorgeous. I enjoyed everything about the experience except the mouthful of sea water I took in about a minute and a half into the water. But once I got the gagging under control, I got to see some beautiful fish. Jerry actually went scuba diving in the same area on Thursday while I was getting a massage, and we're hoping the photos on the underwater camera we purchased come out-we'll post them if they do.

On our 3rd day there, the 7th, Jerry arranged for us to have a private dinner on the beach. (It was all booked for our actual anniversary, but that's okay, it was just as beautiful.)


It was fun. The food was okay. They had only certain select menus, so you couldn't mix and match, but most of my meal was good. I just found out the hard way I don't like lobster tail.:) And please note how SUPER sun-burned Jerry is. Yeah, he didn't reapply the sunblock.:)

Thursday was spent lounging beach side, eating lunch and collecting shells on the resort's private island (Sandal's Cay), attempting wind surfing (WAY harder than it looks), learning to "sail", Jer going scuba diving, and me getting a massage-and not just any massage-it was outside on a special pier. It was nice hearing the waves while I was gettin' my rub down. It ended up a bit windy toward the end, so I was a bit cold, but other than that it was fantastic.

Aside from the stomach flu I came down with late Thursday night (and therefore spending ALL day on Friday in bed) the trip was magnificent. I just wish I had had all day Friday to spend out on the resort's private island which I only got to spend a couple of hours at on Thursday.

We came home Saturday afternoon, and since then Jerry and I won't have a single day at home together for another week and a half! One or the other of us, or both of us, work everyday until the 26th. Glad we got our week in to ourselves!!!